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Posted 7 months ago with 67586 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

fittingoutjane:

unexpectedyarns:

captaindibbzy:

As far as ethical materials go you can’t really get better than wool.

The sheep need the hair cut.

Nothing dies for it.

Sheep live pretty much wild for most the year.

Placed correctly they maintain a landscape and help the wildlife that live there to thrive.

Doesn’t use Vast Quantities of land for little product.

Not draining inland fresh water oceans.

Been spending thousands of years perfecting the genetics for this purpose.

Comes in many different kinds of uses.

And the animal it comes off is fully edible.

My main issue with it is it has fallen so out of fashion that it pays the farmers who make it more to transport it than they get per fleece, and people have really fucking weird hang ups about the ethics of giving a sheep a hair cut.

Sheep can get infested with wool maggots if they are not shorn.

Also an unshorn sheep can drown if it falls into water, just by the sheer weight of the water its wool can absorb, dragging it down.

A Tunis sheep can live in a large doghouse, and staked in a different place every day, will mow your lawn (buy they get lonely. Buy two).

Light shearing nicks heal fast because the sheep’s waxy lanolin coats their skin. Though most sheep farmers won’t Nick the sheep bc it gets blood on the wool.

Sheep farmers MUST treat their sheep with care, because any little thing that upsets sheep affects the quality of their wool.

Even “natural” fibers like bamboo take TONS of water to process and alkaline dyes to color them. You can dye wool with unsweetened koolaid.

People have been raising sheep for close to 10,000 years. And all that time, we’ve been breeding them for better wool. Most mammals with thick coats shed naturally in the spring, sheep don’t because we bred it out of them.

Sheep and their farmers have an actual symbiotic relationship. Farmers remove their excess wool, keeping them healthy, and then sell that wool to buy what they need.

it’s also naturally antimicrobial and resists odors (unlike polyester, which absorbs them better and makes it harder to wash them out).

Posted 7 months ago with 94349 notes

zomboney:

newporters:

gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

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Posted 7 months ago with 24665 notes

jacqcrisis:

I wonder if any of the ‘mad at women’ crowd are angry about Hades 2-

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I feel like I just won the lottery.

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The truest of them all:

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Posted 7 months ago with 18946 notes

enbywrestlingfan:

enbywrestlingfan:

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Common Kenny Omega W

Willow Nightingale also took notice of the sign

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Posted 7 months ago with 169798 notes

janmen-portfolio:

janmen-portfolio:

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Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

Posted 7 months ago with 5626 notes

kesoo:

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Hi:>

Drew this about 3 weeks ago I, uhh yeah. Part ??? Of the rymin art ive made (lost count)

Posted 8 months ago with 22315 notes

maroonracoon:

Two Gay Animals Go to Brunch PART TWO (END) <3

Posted 8 months ago with 19540 notes

maroonracoon:

Two Gay Animals Go to Brunch PART ONE

Posted 10 months ago with 98318 notes

voidsnout:

voidsnout:

memewhore:

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hold on let me google something

what the fuck

Posted 10 months ago with 143095 notes

wisflight:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

authoratmidnight:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

fitzjubi-deactivated20230204:

hollyfluffs:

campyvillain:

guava-jarritos:

clearlyautomaticpainter:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

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i know this please help me

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

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cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

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it happened again

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

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new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

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i couldn’t make this up if i tried

i still have NO idea what OP means by ‘Jerma’. That’s, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

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I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

Posted 10 months ago with 116040 notes

jimmyfury:

sandersstudies:

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solarpoweredcreature:

sandersstudies:

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

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